FRIEND:
I had a dream that I had a baby last nite. I had a tiny, tiny baby.
Then I get to work and there’s lots of baby news and now a woman that is on maternity leave has her baby here. Yeah… it kinda makes me want to have one now. Or not.
MY REPLY:
A tiny tiny baby? Like one that would fit in your palm? Oooo like tom thumb. You could make a little matchbox bed!! I’ll find some clothes for it. Was it a boy or a girl?
Yeah I totally want a kid too. I used to think I wouldn’t ever want one but I do now. I want a boy first, then a girl. But sometimes we can’t choose.
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